It’s ALL About YOU
(GOOD HUMOR VIDEO)
Skippy Massey
Humboldt Sentinel
Introducing the new iPhone NSa…
NSA, get it? Life is full of ironies and so is the fun technology driving it.
For decades, we paid– paid big bucks– for those 21st century tech improvements putting us all on the same page. It took a lot of doing. Think, for example, of your monthly cable bill and your big screen TV. Those things didn’t come cheap and they weren’t free and easy.
Now we’re taking it up a notch and improving things even further by concentrating more on your security. And we’d like you to pay the ever-increasing costs for ever increasing-levels of surveillance in the New World Order. It’s the least you can do. You’ve had it too good for too long and now it’s time to pay up.
We only ask that you don’t say “no” to the latest necessary conveniences we’d like to deliver. Otherwise we’ll have to embed explosive devices which aren’t healthy for you and other living things.
We need technology that can always be interrupted, turned off, taken away, or re-priced in a way that’s financially ruinous. Well, ruinous to you, that is.
That’s why we’re constantly changing the game and rendering technology, privacy, and your old phone obsolete. Every six months, in fact.
Just don’t think about the implications too much. Better yet, don’t even think. Just trust us. We’re looking out for you. Believe us when we say we’re living in a brave new world and it’s for the greater good and you better not spoil it for everyone.
Thank you for being part of the team. Tin foil hats optional.
(Via John Amren, Ameratsu Solar, WeAreChange,
JoyCamp and Youtube/Brass TV)
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